i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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