first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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