why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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