So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
