no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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