Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so explain again why im purple
no
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
