This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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