he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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