I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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