All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I don't think brook has ever known best
there was a trapeze. enough said
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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