Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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