She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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