I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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