the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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