I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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