no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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