I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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