A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i already hear my dad disowning me
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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