i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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