is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
