isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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