I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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