New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
be right there i have to get my cape
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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