just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Are we still banned from the library?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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