Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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