Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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