she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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