Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
zippers are such a cool invention
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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