I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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