Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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