Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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