I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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