At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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