All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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