? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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