what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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