so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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