I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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