Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
