You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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Have fun and good luck.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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