so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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