Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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