Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize
