Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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