If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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