Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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