I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
