We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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