Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This is the high leading the old right now
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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