drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
so much tequila, so little girl.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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