for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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