Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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