Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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