I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
