Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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