PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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