Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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