come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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